Thursday, December 12, 2013

My secret boyfriend.....

I have discovered my new secret boyfriend, his name is Stuart Reardon and he is delicious. I want to lick honey off his unbelievably hot abs.

Sorry Bruno Mars, but you've been replaced. I know you sing like a gravely smooth, dark angel from heaven but my new boyfriend is, well just look at him. I'm powerless against his steely, dark, brooding hotness. What girl could resist?

No one.

Unless, she was comatose, of course.
And even then, it'd be like 50/50 at best ;)

Don't feel bad Bruno, it's not you, it's me.

Really.